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Mar 29, 2026
An essay on Diogenes the Cynic, the delusion of the blue circle, and the sheer humiliation of acting like a golden retriever.
Mar 22, 2026
An essay on Jean-Jacques Rousseau, the Social Contract, and the unbearable weight of the 'left the group' notification
Mar 15, 2026
An essay on Søren Kierkegaard, the abyss of the infinite scroll, and the aesthetic safety blanket of the 00s sitcom
Mar 8, 2026
An essay on Henri Bergson, the arrogance of the internal clock, and why I am always sweating in my winter coat
Mar 1, 2026
An essay on Jeremy Bentham, the hedonistic calculus, and why holding the door is actually a net-negative for society
Feb 22, 2026
On conversational narcissists, Martin Buber, party monologues, and the philosophy of refusing to listen
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Taking Things Personally for Forty-One Years
Feb 15, 2026
An essay on Byung-Chul Han, the violence of a beige trench coat, and why my life refuses to be a capsule
Feb 8, 2026
An essay on Sianne Ngai’s 'Gimmick', the betrayal of textures, and a coffee table that is fundamentally sawdust
Feb 5, 2026
Imagination goes traveling and despair stays in the hospital.
Feb 3, 2026
A review of Station Malma by Alex Schulman
Feb 2, 2026
A film whose silence is equivalent to a 3-hour independent art movie.
Feb 1, 2026
An essay on the monkey mind, Blaise Pascal’s wager, and the impossibility of finding nirvana on a flattened cushion
Jan 25, 2026
An essay on the pathetic fallacy, Susan Sontag’s silence, and the emotional manipulation of a Fiddle Leaf Fig
Jan 18, 2026
On browser tabs, borrowed memory, and the relief of forgetting.
Jan 10, 2026
An Inquiry Into Unread Literature
Jan 4, 2026
A Domestic Case Study in Technological Obedience
Dec 27, 2025
An essay on storage, sentimentality, and preparing for nothing in particular
Dec 21, 2025
Interpreting Meaning in Minimal and Incomplete Messages